| Summer update! |
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| 01:52pm 29/07/2005 |
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mood:  awake
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Sooo....
I've been working at a ob/gyn clinic where I get to visually drink in copius amounts of vagina. YUMMY! (but seriously its really gross, i'm not a perv, just a girl delirous with the pain of going to work every day). I've also been doing research and UT Southwestern med school, and its been pretty boring. But I have seen lots of movies....my favorites so far are Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Wedding Crashers, and Serenity of course!
Its little monster's pool party bash tomorrow and she's already threatened to kill me b/c the icing on her birthday cake was a couple of shades different from what she wanted...I will have more stories to tell after tomorrow. I can feel it. |
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| SPOON! |
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| 02:19pm 25/06/2005 |
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mood:  happy
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....rocks my bobby socks! The concert last night was awsome, and I was nice seeing Marcelina there and Zimo:) I still can't bend my feet and my eyes still burn from all he smoke, but it was worth it! Now its time for a zombie moovie fest and then Land of the Dead tonight. Where the hell is my Zombie Survival Guide?! |
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| I can't feel feelings, dammit! |
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| 11:16pm 01/06/2005 |
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mood:  apathetic
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Yeah, so I took my mom's friend to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants today, and when the little girl with leukemia died the entire audience cried out a flood of tears that splashed against my worn-out combat boots. I, of course, did not shed a tear. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I am a bitter old hag with no soul. Yay! In other news, my little brother is graduating tomorrow and he has yet to write his speech. This can only mean that he is planning on me to write it for him.....I do feel like the Plague coming *cough* *sniffle* *bleed through eyes*
Oh and I have a friend that needs people to make costumes for a sci-fi show....any suggestions? |
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| The BEST movie in CREATION... |
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| 10:30pm 27/05/2005 |
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mood:  geeky
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Sweet Mother of GOD! I just saw Serenity last night and it completely blew me away. Joss Whedon is a genius, and I and dumbfounded as what else there can be said on the subject...yeah OH MY GOD. |
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| 02:12am 26/04/2005 |
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ok i now have two identical posts. strange |
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| I thought I was in Dixie... |
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| 01:59am 26/04/2005 |
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mood:  creative
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This weekend my mom, brother, and little monster came to see Tufts. From what I gathered, my brother seemed to like Tufts except for the fact that my mom made the decision for him. But I get to bug him whenever I want! Speaking of me mum, I discovered this weekend that she is either crazy or regressing to the mindset of a 16-year-old girl on shrooms. Exhibit A: she pronounces everything incorrectly "finnel" instead of "finale." Exhibit B: While walking on the streets of Boston, she finds it necessary to stare into the sky and giggle while walking at a brisk pace of 2 inches per hour. Exhibit C: Since the mascot of Tufts is an elephant named "Jumbo," she finds it necessary to state, "I think the tables are made from Jumbo's bones b/c they are so cold and white like elephants' trunks" (i think she ment tusks).....there are too many exhibits to present.
But now they are gone and i miss them so much b/c I've never laughed so hard in my life, and I hope my brother will be happy up here.
In other news: Jen, i'm so happy for you! But goddammit you've robbed me of my Aladdin! ::sighs::
Oh well, I'll always have the special edition DVD to keep me company on those cold desert nights... |
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| I thought I was in Dixie... |
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| 01:59am 26/04/2005 |
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mood: creative
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This weekend my mom, brother, and little monster came to see Tufts. From what I gathered, my brother seemed to like Tufts except for the fact that my mom made the decision for him. But I get to bug him whenever I want! Speaking of me mum, I discovered this weekend that she is either crazy or regressing to the mindset of a 16-year-old girl on shrooms. Exhibit A: she pronounces everything incorrectly "finnel" instead of "finale." Exhibit B: While walking on the streets of Boston, she finds it necessary to stare into the sky and giggle while walking at a brisk pace of 2 inches per hour. Exhibit C: Since the mascot of Tufts is an elephant named "Jumbo," she finds it necessary to state, "I think the tables are made from Jumbo's bones b/c they are so cold and white like elephants' trunks" (i think she ment tusks).....there are too many exhibits to present.
But now they are gone and i miss them so much b/c I've never laughed so hard in my life, and I hope my brother will be happy up here.
In other news: Jen, i'm so happy for you! But goddammit you've robbed me of my Aladdin! ::sighs::
Oh well, I'll always have the special addition DVD to keep me company on those cold desert nights... |
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| And so the adventure begins... |
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| 04:31pm 20/04/2005 |
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mood: nerdy
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Since my brother is going to Tufts, he's coming to visit tomorrow, so I will have the chance to argue with him face to face rather than over the phone...fun times |
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| Sh sh shh shake those hips! |
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| 09:45pm 16/04/2005 |
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mood: happy
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Well tonight was my first real bellydancing performance and I must say we drove the audience wild with our hips of steel! I've never had so much fun in my life. Thanks to all my friends:) who partied with me both before and after the show...and to the hot indian guy who told me I was beatiful. (Yes, I know, a hot indian guy?...Tonight it was possible. I'm definitely writing that one down in the memory banks). Maybe one day this Jasmine will find her Aladdin..tee hee. |
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| The funniest weekend in a long time |
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| 07:23pm 11/04/2005 |
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mood:  giggly
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Friday: Had dinner with the twins and Jess2. Lots of laughs and fun....and bread. Then went to see one of the WORST musicals EVER: "No, No Nannette." Geez, I know a lot of musicals aren't thick on the plot and character development, but even trash has standards.
Saturday: Discovered that no matter how hard I try, I will never be original. Just ask my friend about the three jackets, two shirts, and galadriel ring we have in common.
Sunday: Went to see MSI in all of their perverse glory with the twins and their friends. I especially liked it when the lead singer shoved a tampon up his nose and said "You don't know what its like to be a woman! But I love seeing them perform and I got to hang out with some really cool people.
And as usual, I lost out on a chance to find a proper husband :( O, Allah! What is a little quadra-mutt like me supposed to do!?!
Maybe I should get the phone number advertised in the Wellesley newspaper about selling my ovaries to a "prosperous couple looking for academically qualified young college women as egg-donors"? Oh shit, my GPA sucks...dammit I can't win! |
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| Those little coconuts filled with booze |
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| 01:40am 29/03/2005 |
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mood:  sleepy
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Were not on my spring break menu. Sorry guys i'm as sober as a thumbtack. I did get to go to St. Lucia for a couple of days which was awsome b/c i got visit a volcano that gives of sulphur gas and got quasi-burned while trying to sneak into on the hot spring pools (apparantly people aren't allowed to go in b/c its a danger to their health i.e. burns, but how was a little college girl like me was supposed to know?) Maybe reading the "warning" sign would have helped...oops.
I also missed my connecting flight to Dallas from Puerto Rico, but i'm not complaining b/c the guys there are so good-looking even the garbage men look like ethnic Ken-dolls. I got cat-calls and everything, only i didn't realize it until my mom nudged me and asked "why aren't you flirting with those hot guys?...they're totally crushing on you." Ahhh, clueless Cherise, how will you ever get a husband if you keep this up? :-/ |
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| The Birds and the Bees |
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| 10:16pm 08/03/2005 |
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mood: giggly
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Recently, my little sister has been asking my mom a lot of questions:
"mommy, why don't you ever kiss daddy?"
"i think daddy kisses me on the cheek while you're sleeping."
"then does he unhook your bra?""
::mommy faints:: |
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| Dyke Ball Memories |
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| 02:04am 07/03/2005 |
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mood: amused
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Saturday was my first Dyke Ball experience, and oy what a whooper! I especially enjoyed how girls decided to ditch their bras and paint flowers, snakes, and tigers on their nipples (and one or two boobs "flapped" against my arm while i was dancing...ewwww) and just wear their underwear. On a scale of 1 to 10, my creepy guy experience peaked at about a 20. One guy that i got talked into escorting in tried to get me to share his coat with him while he was still in it, and then tried to grab my boobies. I felt so human and vulnerable after that. Other stuff happened as well, but you guys have my cell number if you want more morsels of creepiness. On a happier note, I did have a lot of fun with my two best friends here and am happy that we all could laugh when we saw that our school was in the news the next day for a "record" numer of girls being sent to the hospital for alcohol posioning. |
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| I have survived my fist orgo exam! |
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| 02:51pm 01/03/2005 |
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mood: happy
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Well, sort of. I remember wiping the drool off my chin as I walked out of the classroom and looking at my shoelaces and wondering how they got tied into those intricate bows.
On a happier note, I got to see Bride and Prejudice this weekend, which was very silly but funny and a good mockery of bollywood films. Not too accurate on the Jane Austen but i'll let that slide for comedy's sake. |
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| Self-inflicted |
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| 01:38am 22/02/2005 |
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mood:  distressed
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I want to play leap frog with a bunch of unicorns right now b/c its the only thing that will distract me from the pain of this week... |
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| I'm so lucky with....men? |
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| 01:12am 20/02/2005 |
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mood: amused
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I find it extremely amusing that I was stalked by two really large, black transvestites (one wearing a blonde wig and heart shaped gold hoop earrings) while walking from the T-stop to Best Buy. They even followed me into the anime section, which is a pretty good indication that I was going to be mugged or raped b/c how many black transvestites you know like anime? |
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| Fun time with the ladies |
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| 01:17am 05/02/2005 |
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mood: sleepy
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Hello everyone,
I have just spent my first Friday back here at Wellesely. (Yes, x-mas was so great that I did not even bother to post b/c my little 14 hour naps got in the way). My friends and I went to see "The Wedding Date" b/c we had a)seen most of the other movies out b) after 15 minutes of staring at the listings we were causing a scene c) thought the idea of laughing at a bad movie would be fun. Like on most multiple-choice tests, the easiest answer is of course d) all of the above. My favorite line was of course "I'd rather fight than make love to you", which was spoken by a Brown-educated, man-whore. Its phrases like that that make my girly-genes tickle with hope......hahahahahahahaha. |
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| 12:17am 10/12/2004 |
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mood: crazy
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Dude-esses (I'm pretty sure no boys read my LJ except for my brother, for which the term "dude-ess" is appropriate), my eyes are so useless right now that I might was well take them out and use them to play one on one ping pong with a chinese man...what are those again?
I would just like to note that I have been staring at the computer for 12 hours total. The only way i'm able to type this entry is thanks to Mavis Beacon....Mavis, you rock me with your finger-keyboard placements, and since I go to Wellesley, you wanna go out some time, eh?
With my 12 page lab report completed I can now scream with the kind of infernal rage experienced by a vegan forced to wear suede clogs...
Please don't tell me i'm the only one Cukoo for Coca Puffs right now. |
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| Three more weeks. Come on stamina! |
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| 05:17pm 30/11/2004 |
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mood: good
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Thanksgiving was way too short, hardly had time to do anything I really wanted and now I'm back at Hellesley....I did see Spongebob movie though, which was really funny. Here are some things I noted while being held captive by my family: My sister is frickin bipolar. Evidence: she threatened to starve herself so we would find her dead in her room and we would then feel sorry for not letting her mash the potatoes in the first place. My dad is 47...i think. My mom is a vegetarian after a life of eating animals by the zooful. My brother is in love with someone...so I cannot say he is gay anymore. Dammit there goes all my happiness.
Now I must finish two more weeks worth of classes and 1 week of exams, and then I shall be back home to enjoy the comforts of home and friends (this time for sure) |
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